Today's G of the Day: St. Patrick. Who else has a fuckin' holiday named after them that is solely devoted to drinking? Yeah, I like corned beef and cabbage as much as the next guy, but what about the Guiness, the Jameson's and the Bailey's? This isn't just any holiday, it's one of the best holidays of the year. It's the only day of the year when I wish I had red hair. Yes, this day is the only day of the year when ginger's have souls. I'm only about 12% Irish, but today I wish I was 100%. Happy St. Patrick's Day. This man keeps it G.
